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seaaholic:

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:


I’d like to correct this:
“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”
“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  
I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  
I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  
I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.
I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  
I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

bless the god damn comments on this post.

seaaholic:

cj-sewers:

fuckyeahblasphemy:

suckmylorddisick:

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

fucking BOOM ^

bless the god damn comments on this post.

perks-of-being-chinese
parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

mxcleod

imnotokaayipromise:

nargleswearingbowties:

ronsdeluminator:

fuckyeaahfunniestposts:

heckyeshannah:

flirtykurty:

monkeyaround92:

thecountercurseisunjellify:

gre-sae-asy:

beeboopbear:

causbelli:

threesixstarbler:

oscarstardis:

fuckyeahterribleharrypotterart:

princeofthewildthings:

biberoni:

heartoffire:

mylittleferret:

manndyy:

erasemeezy:

I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHIT

I need this on my blog again.

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Hermione hitting Ron…FFFFF

I can’t even. LOL

Tears would be the word I would use. tears.

omg.

It’s a fucking miracle I didn’t wake my roommate up. Oh my god I almost peed myself. XD

oh. my. gosh. ASPARAGUS!!!!! Hey guys… i’m back…

this has made my entire day. Probably my entire life. Omg this is Godly.

EVERYONE MUST REBLOG because this is so fucking awesome

OH MY GIOASHFVSDGVSADVGUASGFBWEUQFVASCFBUEFABFHSBDFV I CANT NO I CANNOT JDSGBSDKB

OH MY FUCK
WHUT
LSKJFGHDLKJG

FUCK I’M DYING

Oh my god… this is fucking genius

OH MY GOD LMFAO

Forever reblog, HAHAHA! :’)

EXPECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhearfrommylawyers

OMG WHAT IS AAAIRRRR

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